Jason Degasperi
22 y. and 2 m.
From Hobart, Tasmania
| likes: Good fashion, smart men and alcohol. |
| dislikes: Douche bags that never smile |
| “Get Drunk and stay drunk” |
fun story @ yellow:
I am a funny story |
Jema Lockwood
| Reception Madam and the Party Queen
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23 y. and 11 m.
From Leeds
| likes: sex, drugs and rock and roll, high heeled shoes, lipstick lesbians, totally gay funky house music, the words 'cunt', 'fuck' and 'peenarse'. |
| dislikes: liars, cowards, and stupid morons who think the word 'cunt' is somehow worse than any other swearword. and hot girls that are straight :( |
| “I am going to rock on with my cock on” |
fun story @ yellow:
As the only genuine raver and club goer here at The Yellow, I took 10 guests with me on a journey of discovery to a new club I had not yet ventured. Organising the group was hard work to say the least, and it 2 hours, and a very long wait for a bus on a grass verge, we thought we had finally made it to the club... until we realised that standing between us and the club was a 4 lane highway with double metal barriers and 6 foot hedge in the middle... and no public crossing.
It had been a long arduous journey, nothing was going to stop me now, I jumped those barriers and climbed over that 6ft hedge in my tiny white hotpants, and 4 inch heels, to the horror of gawping italians stood out side the club at the other side, and I dragged all 10 of those fuckers with me. |
Kevin
29 y. and 4 m.
From Cambodia
| likes: women, myself, horn doggin', pen world magazine, watch time weekly, quality knit sweaters, Prince and hair products |
| dislikes: walls that fight back, casts and plaster, discount clothing, the curse of being so beautiful... |
fun story @ yellow:
this one night when I got so angry that I punched ....... |
Christina Falsone
29 y. and 5 m.
From Sydney
| likes: l’avventura, espresso, playing guitar, tim-tams, smudge, kings of leon, broken social scene, pimp my ride, people’s personal history, eavesdropping, accents, photos of feet, the beach, the sea, the ocean, swimming, sailing, Lago Di Garda, Sicily, beautif |
| dislikes: being cold, London, whoever was the dubbed voice of Jim Carrey in the Italian Ace Ventura movies and the guy that was John Goodman’s voice in the Italian version of The Big Lebowski and the evil art of dubbing movies in general and not being able to speak |
| “I knew it was wrong but I did it anyway ...” |
fun story @ yellow:
Um… my first experience with all things Yellow was having to crash in an American astronomer’s bunk here because I missed my curfew at the convent. No, seriously |
Charlie M.
28 y. and 3 m.
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
| likes: movies, dogs, music, soccer, Family guy, Futurama, gambling, Charlie, and the word "weiner", Frau and Sid |
| dislikes: Hipsters, non-smokers who bitch about smokers, being called McFly (thank you Sid) |
| “You gotta do what you gotta do Playboy!!!” |
fun story @ yellow:
This one time, I drank too much Vino bianco with a cool Kiwi called Simon and woke up in bed next to a pikey while wearing womens underwear. |
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